MEET LARRY FLYNT
Meet with Larry Flynt
Exclusive Book Signing at Hustler Casino
Larry Flynt will be at Hustler Casino on Thursday September 1st from 6:30pm to 7:30pm.
Mr. Flynt will be signing copies of his new book, One Nation Under Sex.
Click here to reserve your copy of the book at a 40% discount.
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ONE NATION UNDER SEX
Via The Washington Post:
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt knows the true motivation of American politicians. Ready to feign surprise at the porn peddler’s revelation?
“There really is an all-powerful force that shaped our great nation,” Flynt writes. “That force is sex.”
In “One Nation Under Sex,” set for release in April, Flynt says he isn’t “out to dish gossip.” Rather, he wants “to add a new dimension to American history.”
“Other books have exposed the dirty laundry of historical figures and the steamy underbelly of American politics. We do that too, but we also explain how the sex lives of our national leaders affected elections, economics, international relations and even wars.”
How did the sex drives of our presidents affect the course of American history? Here are four examples from the book.
Alexander Hamilton
In an effort to discredit his political rival, vice president Thomas Jefferson leaked to the press that Treasury secretary Alexander Hamilton had had an affair. This threatened Hamilton’s credibility and his goal of “bringing the Industrial Revolution to the United States.” Hamilton addressed his infidelity head on, preventing his “sex scandal from tainting his economic program and impeding the nation’s entry into the Industrial Revolution.” See how far an eloquently worded apology will take you?
James Buchanan
In the chapter “Sex and the Civil War,” Flynt writes that Buchanan had a well-known 32-year love affair with Alabama Senator William Rufus King, resulting in “tragic consequences for our nation.” King was adamantly pro-slavery. As the nation was breaking up toward the end of his presidency, Buchanan took his lover’s position on the issue. “Throughout his career, Buchanan bent over backward to help the proslavery cause…His decisions make sense only if one makes the connection between his devotion to the Southern cause and his romantic relationship with King.”
Franklin Roosevelt
His affairs boosted his self-confidence, which “was essential to his unique ability to rally the country during the Great Depression and World War II. By pumping up FDR, [his mistresses] Lucy and Missy did the nation and world a great service.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Was Abraham Lincoln gay or in the terms of his day, a ‘sodomite’ or ‘bugger’? We cannot definitely say…But it is reasonable to assume that a man who felt trapped by the sexual and social mores of the his time would have possessed an added sympathy for the enslaved.”
August 31st, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Larry – what the fuck? Your New Orleans strip club only pays “tips” to your DJ?
http://neworleans.craigslist.org/tfr/2575421414.html
That’s bullshit. Pay a wage. I’m not a DJ, just someone annoyed that your minions would stoop so low to avoid paying a salary.
September 6th, 2011 at 1:03 am
If you go to scribd you will see how our family was screwed by the courts in Honolulu over our father’s estate The attorney from California was just indicted as part of a multi defendant indictment involving a central california ponzi scheme. View our web site for more information or go to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUjf_JY8itU
Thank you
September 13th, 2011 at 2:05 am
Mr. Flynt …
I wish I could have made it to your book signing …
However I am not able to travel freely in the country …
due to the fact the “system” has labeled me a “terrorist” …
Like you … I was “illegally arrested” … Like you … I never deserved to be arrested … it was the people with power …
and the need to cover their asses for their inadequacies and lies … that made me their “scapegoat” … thus taking my freedom and rights away from me …
As you know … just as much as many … we are not as free in this country as we think we are … the politicians, lawyers, cops and judges … ie … the “system” … are the moron control freaks …
just trying to ruin the lives of people they can … simply to make them more and more moneys …
I can only hope some day … you and I can meet in person … so I can tell you what happened to me … when I was trying to get my elderly father … a WWII … 82nd. Airborne … Battle of the Bulge hero better care from a lame ass nursing home …
Hope you are doing well and to talk soon …
BIG Jim
PS: I was outside the gates of the Federal Prison Hospital in Springfield Missouri … when you were in there … many years ago … trying to see if I could visit with you … I was only a teenager … but knew then you were in the right and everyone else was in the wrong … you are a good man … Mr. Flynt … and don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise !!!
September 23rd, 2011 at 10:48 am
Hi Larry. I’m Lesley. I’m a girl with a penis. The bad news is, I already
offered to Hef, to have me be the first girl of my kind in Playboy. The good news is, he’s blown me off, the old stiff, so it’s wide open if you wanna
step up to the 21st Century. I’m here, drink beer, get used to it. That is not why I am writing though; I heard that you are looking for evidence
that Rick Perry has a dark side. Oh I’m thinkin’ yeah. I made a record.
I have a band too, but I’m not here to talk about them, just me. Sorry John.
So Larry, the record I want to direct your attention to Sir, is:
“Rick Perry Is A Closet Homo” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11006589
that’s the direct link to the song so ‘copy & paste’ that into the browser
It is Free to Download; all our music is, both American Lesley Jane
and BEATLESEX (that’d be the band)…
Also, as well as being the first girl of my kind to pose (and look damn
good too) in a major men’s magazine, I’d like it very much if you
would do a story about me. I’m a Superheroine. And the band?
BEATLESEX; John named us. I channel John Lennon. Also George
Harrison since he crossed over. So there’s a story here, and it is
a True Story, Larry! It is; John’s boyhood pal Pete Shotton came here
and witnessed the miracle that Lennon is still among us. It’s chronicled
in the photo section of BEATLESEX Headquarters, happy now John?
Once more, I wrote to tell you about the record I made about
Rick Perry..
“Rick Perry Is A Closet Homo” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11006589
Thank you.
Oh, you know, if you want, you could —if we’re going the whole
nine yards with Our Famous Superheroine here, (yes that’s me)
you could, offer a free CD of the song,
“Rick Perry Is A Closet Homo” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11006589
in the issue of Hustler Magazine which features me in it.
Ta-DA! No, I own Ta-DA.
I’m owed a nickel every single time someone says it.
I know! Doesn’t it? Answers A LOT of Questions about the creep.
“Rick Perry Is A Closet Homo” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11006589
Run with it, Larry. Publicize the hell out of it. With my Blessing, ~L
September 25th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
Yay! You got the message, or it posted, which means you approved it,
’cause, duh, it’s your website, I know how these things work, I’m a big girl now. Feel free to put me in your magazine and pay me a bunch of money.
xoxoxoxoxox It’s my Birthday Today! September 25th. I’m 52. Yay! ~L
Oh and here’s the band address, I channel John & George of The BEATLES,
yeah for real, told you bout Pete, check, and check. John has a bit of a
hit record out himself “Genocide Of The Middle Class” by BEATLESEX
http://www.soundclick.com/Lennon
And Mr Lennon says “Run The SHIT Out Of It, Would ya like a Mate?”
To you, Mr Flynt. And I wanna pose naked in Hustler. Because PLAYBOY was too much of a PUSSY to grab me when they had me. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Yeah Heffy, I told ya, you lost your edge. Hopefully, Larry hasn’t.
Call me, Larry. Let’s blow some f***ing minds.
~L
September 25th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Wow. Neato. Oh nothing… Larry, I’m going, right now, to premiere,
my brand new American Lesley Jane record, right here. Yep.
Okay! I’ve just now released it. My premiere announcement, is here.
First, the song’s description;
FACEBOOK apparently thinks it’s okay for people to joke about Rape,
so, I’m here to say, here is the antidote: Joke, about Castrating Rapists.
Haha. I am here to empower my sisters. You got that? Laugh.
But more importantly, Sisters, Learn. ~L
Okay! We’re ready to roll!
Ladies & Gentlemen, here is my brand new record,
“I Snipped Off My Rapist’s Penis” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11079929
Thank you, and Much Love to You All. xoxoxox ~L
I’m The Birthday Girl….Yes I’m The Birthday Girl.
‘Cause it’s my birthday, see? I’m The Birthday Girl! Ta-DA!
September 26th, 2011 at 9:22 am
Mr. Flynt- I would like to tell you my story that involves these hypocritical scumbag preachers. They kill people, brainwash masses, commit torture, and start stock scams! I am tired of their shit and would like to sit down with you and Mr. Jessee Ventura and expose these biggots!!!!
September 30th, 2011 at 10:02 am
Oh My.
I’d been on ‘automatic approve’ but then you didn’t like my penis snippy song, so now I’m back on ‘we have to approve what you say first’.
I was hoping to read all that I just barfed.
Writing is barfing of the mind. Entirely healthy.
Oh well, maybe in a day or so.
And I REALLY DO WANT A JOB WRITING FOR HUSTLER, if you please.
Thank you.
~Lesley Jane
September 30th, 2011 at 10:05 am
Oh wow, that’s REALLY weird.
I wrote this big huge post… I now suspect, it did not even make it
through to you. Maybe they’re watching me. Duh. When aren’t they.
I am Secret Service – on a voluntary basis. I began in September
of 2001. Oh man I am so pissed I gotta write all this again.
Okay, everything that’s happening now, this American Crisis,
is a manufactured thing. Created by Corporate America & The GOP.
They’ve sought to punish the American People for voting in
their best interest, and they’ve sought to blame it all on Barack.
’cause they’re bigots and do not want a black president to do well.
See if that gets out.
~L
September 30th, 2011 at 10:09 am
Okay, so I can write in little bits, maybe.
Yes, I totally want a job writing for Hustler, Larry.
I’m way outspoken, pretty damn unstoppable, just like you.
I can’t stress this enough, my wife lost her job (actually I suspect
it was a Republican Sabotage, they know I work for Barack now,
and now they made my wife lose her job all by making snide comments)
so I really need to at last become the breadwinner.
It’s okay, if you don’t wanna feature me naked in Hustler.
Though some people would buy it, some may grumble,
it’s not like you’re trying to bend and shape hearts and minds
where they may not have been before, is it.
Ah what a clever girl she is.
So, no nude pictorial of me? No party afterwards. Darn.
I was looking forward to all that. I’m A Star. SOMEBODY
FUCKIN’ NOTICE ME, *ahem* … please.
September 30th, 2011 at 10:14 am
Yes, I refer to myself as “Special Secret Service”
and they’ve known me in the White House since September 2001.
I don’t like that Cheney made all that money off the war.
It was his own personal cash cow. And then, he trashes his
own alumni, just to sell his shitrag of a book. Of course,
this is a guy who’ll shoot his best friend in the face, so at some
point one has to say ‘didn’t we see this shit coming, really?’
What we did not see coming, is Corporate America & The GOP Teaming
Up, to sandbar The American Economy.
I’ve told Barack he should make me his Key General,
his ‘Napoleon’ if you will. He has opted not to. I offer no further
comment there, because I like him, so I’ll just grumble a bit.
*grumble*
I can understand, I’m very opinionated, and as hard to shut up
as Lennon is.
John’s recent hit record is still number one by the way
“Genocide Of The Middle Class” by BEATLESEX
http://www.soundclick.com/Lennon
September 30th, 2011 at 10:17 am
Yeah, I’m a “White House” psychic.
I ‘see through walls’ so to speak.
Anyway, they don’t pay me anything, so how bout a job, Larry?
I really could be an awesome writer for Hustler Magazine, Sir.
You have my fe-mail address.
Please consider it! Even if it’s just Op Piece stuff, oh I can RIP. ~L
Oh PS… I meant rip like in tear a hole in it, but if it kills me,
that means, I DID IT RIGHT, FUCKERS.
Oh, was that me? How unladylike.
Oh well. xxxxx ~L
October 11th, 2011 at 11:47 am
Oh… Hi Larry. Awful quiet, forgot you were there. Have you been
thinking of making me a bonafide member of the Hustler Family?
Monthly column? Company car? Access to the Swimming Pool?
Discount on Sunblock? Petite Fours?? That would be GRAND! xxx ~L
PS… here’s my latest brilliant record…
“Out Here On Wall Street” by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11124340
Larry. I NEED MONEY. Give Me A Gig, Would Ya Pal? xxxxxx ~L
October 23rd, 2011 at 3:55 am
Larry,
I’m a huge fan.
are u going to be at the hustler in Monroe Ohio anytime soon?
Love, malibu
October 23rd, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Oh Hey Larry. Nice to see you visit, Big Guy.
Here’s my latest number one hit record:
“Susan Sarandon Is Right; Pope Benedicto’s A Nazi”
by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11150182
How ’bout doing a story in HUSTLER About Me Larry?
You don’t wanna pay me to get naked? No problem. Pay me not to! x ~L
November 8th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
I think you are a Great Man Mr Flint.I watch the Movie Larry Flint all the time.I am just sad that Althea is not with you anymore.Wish you all the Best that Life can give you.
Erika.
Wish I could have gone to your Book signing.Would have loved to meet you.
November 10th, 2011 at 3:30 am
Greetings Mr. Flynt,
I hope in my holiday wish that somehow you actually get to read this. I know that you are swamped with fans. I admittedly one as I am a journalist who totally believes and exercises my right to free speech. In the day of the internet it is especially important that parents keep up with what their kids do. That is made very easy these days. If they are too lazy to do it or don’t care, they are not going to care what their children see. I would rather them read the word ass on my site than play a video game that has the option to kill yourself. I’m also a firm believer in everyone minding their own business. If you don’t like something, cool, that is what makes us different. I don’t try to impose myself on anyone. I write, pr for it, people read if they want. They do. After raising my family I have pursued my life of journalism in the entertainment business. It’s took 7 yrs of typing my fingerprints off, but my abusive ex left me disabled. I can’t “get out” and work a “normal” job. I have a 24 yr old son, would that one be 23, a 15 yr old and a 2 yr old grandson. I have not made “clelbrity” status by any means, but I do have readers and loyal ones!! I have acheived quite a bit in writing music reviews, national acclaim for Movie reviews, and now I run JustJenRocks Productions, I manage a couple of bands. I’m getting started but have a good frame of mind and the desire. Failure is not an option. I’m the only one I have to depend on. I want you to know that you inspire me. I am enamored with Althea, I wish so much I coudl have known such a wonderfully diverse and spirited person. I feel like I “know” you in that my dad, I lost him in 09, was a lot like you in beliefs. And yes, he was a big fan of your publication Hustler. Of course I snuck them, ha ha! I totally remember the Wizard of Oz, Santa Claus and Compari “ruckus’”, ha ha!! Good for you!!! I will not give up, I will keep speaking my mind, and I will never sell out, I barely make it, but I make it on my own so no one can tell me what I can or cannot write. Thank you!
November 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Well Hi Larry. Nice to see you! How have you been? I’m still poor and drop-dead gorgeous. I’m hoping to hold on to the drop-dead gorgeous part
and just quit being poor. I’m rich. Well in terms of talent, and heart,
that indeed I already am. I just wanna have fuckin’ money up the jolly wazoo by now is I believe my point. Maybe you and I can come to
some sort of business agreement. Well you always were a cutting edge
kind of a guy, and damned if you don’t still have an eye for it. Oh we
could have some fun. Wanna hear my very own themesong? Yep. Sure do.
xxxxxxxx ~L
“Lesley Jane, The Tomato-Headed Rock Star”
by American Lesley Jane
http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=11185253
Ta-DA!
November 30th, 2011 at 8:56 am
Do you think Ann Coulter has fucked the entire Republican party?
December 19th, 2011 at 10:31 am
Do I think Ann Coulter has fucked the entire Republican party?
In what way?
Oh, by the way, I have an Official MySpace,
http://www.myspace.com/American_Lesley_Jane
Oh he means literally. He wasn’t referring to the way that
the Republican Party routinely fucks itself; Have No Clue, Proudly.
x ~L
December 19th, 2011 at 10:32 am
PS….
Still wanna do that pictorial in Hustler, whatta ya say, Flynt?
Go look at my MySpace, I have a titty stickin’ out an everything!
I’m HOT!
You’ll sell you some magazines if I’m on the cover, Baby.
x ~L